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Top 5 reasons I wasn't in the Birdhouse Video

1. I don’t like to appear in videos.
2. I don’t own Birdhouse.
3. I really don’t like to appear in videos. I mean photos are bad enough.
4. I’m not sure I’m ready to pay for an app on my iPhone yet*.
5. I wasn’t asked.

*This has turned into a big deal. I’ve had my iPhone for over 6 months and not bought any apps. So now it’s like holding onto your virginity for far too long, and it has to be special and perfect. I’m just not sure I’m ready for that kind of a commitment. Maybe I should just get drunk and have a one night stand with a fratboy buy a fart app.