That's where it's at.

Sorry, but...

I am, honestly, rather upset over the Boston thing.

There was a bunch of the most awesome, funny, smart, attractive, but far more importantly devious twitter and tumblr minds meeting up. Not just in Boston, oh no, you actually went to Landsdown Street, you actually stood right there, and I didn’t know?

I would have requested you to do something poignant* towards the Avalon nightclub on the other side of the road to Fenway park. They screwed me over many a moon ago.

*i.e. fart in the general direction