That's where it's at.

TL;DW

notactuallyme:

dig-the-cat:

GONE! Donate or join in Movember at http://us.movember.com/mospace/212831

Whoa! I like beards, but why would you want to cover up that gorgeous face???

Habit? Laziness? An enjoyment of having a beard? Not being good at taking these kinds of compliments?

Please note the before shot was rather extreme and untrimmed.

Oh my poor chilly virgin skin.

You do realize I’ve not had a shave since April?

Is there a duck watching you, too?

“Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.”

Unicycling unicorns?

I don’t know if I’m late to a party or if this is a new angle on an old idea…