31 1 / 2012

Table manners according to Leonardo Da Vinci (Click for larger, or see the PDF)

They shall not sing, or make discourse, or vociferate insults nor propose obscene riddles if sitting next to a lady

Table manners according to Leonardo Da Vinci (Click for larger, or see the PDF)

They shall not sing, or make discourse, or vociferate insults nor propose obscene riddles if sitting next to a lady

(Source: iheartchaos.com)

29 1 / 2012

beefranck:

Am I reading this wrong, or does this meme gives the impression that a woman displaying these traits is unusual? Don’t make me bring out my angry jazz hands, Internet. ಠ_ಠ

A woman displaying these traits is unusual if you dated bitches and you know you dated bitches but you make broad statements about the female gender as a whole.

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29 1 / 2012

I guess it’s time to stop taking those snuffles for granted, buddy.

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29 1 / 2012

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29 1 / 2012

katefeetie replied to your post: beefranck replied to your post: Bodies. They make…

None of my gifs are working. This is unacceptable. HURLEY IS NOT THROWING A HOT POCKET.

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28 1 / 2012

beefranck replied to your post: Bodies. They make sense.

I could totally nag you about this if you like. Nagging is one of the many services I provide.

I need nagging like I need a salty sn— like I need a glass of wat—.

I’m enjoying being nag free at the moment, thanks.

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28 1 / 2012

Bodies. They make sense.

  1. Crave salty snack.
  2. Eat salty snack.
  3. Crave salty snack.
  4. Wonder why I’m craving salty snacks.
  5. Look up ‘salt cravings’ while eating salty snack.
  6. Discover I’m probably not drinking enough water…

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25 1 / 2012

Wait, Mr Darcy is INTJ??

Oh, and Professor Moriarty and Hannibal Lecter..? :/

(Source: typelogic.com)

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24 1 / 2012

A Prediction.

Your current (or next) relationship will last 6 months, tops.
If it lasts beyond that one (or both) of you will be deeply unhappy.

However, I would like you to prove me wrong.

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23 1 / 2012

80s TV is dated.

My memory of watching the Robin Of Sherwood TV series with it’s ‘gritty, authentic production design’ equated it to watching Game Of Thrones.

Now I’m watching it again, not so much. It’s still good, just very ’80s’.